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He's not the sharpest tool in the box, but most certainly has a big heart.

I'll just say it: I'm not the sharpest tool in the box.

"He's not the sharpest tool in the box," she said.

A police source said: "This man is not the sharpest tool in the box.

She'd met Morgan before: a strong right hand, basically, but not the sharpest tool in the box when it came to general management.

Sean James isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

Mungo: Big, clumsy and not the sharpest tool in the box.

Miley, clearly, is not the sharpest tool in the box, but in a sense she's right.

There's also the fact that those who are in are not the sharpest tools in the box.

Shop owner Neil Mackay said: "I suppose you could say he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box."

Now Pietersen, ironically a man hitherto regarded by some as not the sharpest tool in the box, is helping to redefine the way we think about the game.

Gimbert is not the sharpest tool in the box and Mr. Burgess's frustration with his colleague's stupidity is often obvious.

We're quite honest in saying that he isn't the sharpest tool in the box and I don't think he sees or hears as well as Betty does.

It's been said on more than one occasion that Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli isn't the sharpest tool in the box, but surely even the oddball Italian can manage to wrap up a Christmas present without too much trouble, right?

"Some of the people on the team come across being not the sharpest tools in the shed."

Looks like no matter how hard you try, some people just aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

However, Webber’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so whatever she said probably went right through one ear to the other.

I know Shane Watson and he is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

"I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.

A passive, sweet-natured blonde, this gal is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Burton stated that Dylan is "not the sharpest tool in the shed", since he believed what Chelsea was telling him.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed - he clearly didn't realise he could be putting me in danger - I flat-out denied knowing him.

"I m not the sharpest tool in the shed," the actually quite witty Smash Mouth sings on the single "All Star."

"This guy clearly is not the sharpest tool in the shed," said one senior Homeland Security official who attended IACP.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, chess reporter Larry Elliot is confronted with an ultimatum if he wants to keep his job as a newspaper reporter.

Vitriol - According to Max, Vitriol is "not the sharpest tool in the shed," which explains why he often teams along with Psycho.

Gutierrez commented, "Nick is very funny as 'Dwayne' in this sort of endearing, not so bright, not the sharpest tool in the shed, kind of guy."

"It goes back to that thought process that these guys aren't the sharpest tools in the shed," said Santa Fe Deputy Police Chief Aric Wheeler.

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"You're looking for more fun-loving kind of people, and people that roll with these kind of situations," he said, before noting that such people are often "not the sharpest tools in the shed."

"Well I certainly wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, I went to St Peters in York and I left there with the grand total of one 'O' level in Ancient History, a very good qualification for business!"

Clearly these guys were not the brightest crayons in the box.

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

Another friend, a boy: "Well, you're not the brightest crayon in the box, now are you?"

Eric wasn't the brightest crayon in the box by any means, much as Magnus loved his brother, but even he should have thought to message ahead to tell Magnus he was here.

She wasn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but she was nice in her own way.

"He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree."

With all due respect to Bakersville's sheriff's department, most small-town police officers had good people skills but weren't the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.