Real reporters do not reveal their sources, after all.

Here is exactly what the reporters revealed, starting with the affidavit:

The reporter revealed, "All stocks fluctuate or change in value."

"The intense heat could be felt by onlookers 80 yards away," the reporter revealed.

Occasionally, a reporter will go to jail rather than reveal the name of a confidential source for a news story.

The Times said it believes that attempts by prosecutors to force reporters to reveal confidential information must be resisted.

"No other reporter reveals how much we have to fear and loathe, yet does it so hilariously."

"A reporter never reveals his sources; if he did, he wouldn't stay in business for long."

Clive was not included in the list, but the reporter revealed they had received many suggestions asking him to be included.

In the middle of the news interview, the reporters reveal they know the truth about the incident.